It isn’t funny. Babies don’t sleep. In fact, toddlers don’t sleep either, which means adults with children sleep, on average, 14 hours in a four-year time period. So that sucks.
But this book doesn’t suck. You should read it – even if you don’t have kids.
Here it is: Sleep.
Thank you to my friend JM for sharing.
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