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Name of the Game (Calling All Freaks)
January & February suck. Everyone’s waxing philosophic and contemplating the meaning of life. Feeling sluggish, fat, and crappy. Levity is in order (as I have said before). So, c’mon… Now, some background: First: Imagine me in a movie, walking down the street in slow motion – the wind is blowing my hair into my eyes […]
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Who Has A Mullet Now, Beotch?
It was 6:00a.m. and I pretended to be asleep when I heard my 4-year-old sprinting toward my room. “Oopsy daisy!” said L at the top of her lungs in order to wake me up. “Oopsy daisy” is so far off from what she should have been exclaiming… it’s weak and poorly planned, not to mention misleading. […]
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Do Not Eat
I have a list of things I long to do but don’t, based solely on the warning labels that accompany the objects of my temptation. Thankfully, someone out there (in legal) has repeatedly saved me from myself and my complete disregard for common sense. When I read these warnings I automatically fill in the blank […]
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One Pink Shoe
As I read this book to my daughter last night I had to refrain from commenting on every single page and/or laughing. Pull up a chair and we’ll read it together. First, look at Barbie’s sister Stacey. She’s wearing a purple half-shirt and tight high-water pink pants, yet it appears Barbie is consulting her for […]
Is That A Men’s Watch?
13 SepYou know what I remembered today?
Something I had no business forgetting – that while I do care about other’s opinions, I care more about almost everything else… I have plenty of truly important things to concern myself with, including:
Is it still summer or is it fall? If it’s fall I can wear boots.
I MUST learn to French braid hair.
I wish Garnet Hill would have the Zinnia bedding again so I could have a matching set. Garnet Hill… that reminds me of my favorite watch – the one David Sedaris told me he liked.
Is it 3:15p.m. or do I have 3 hours and 15 minutes of battery life left on my Mac?
Fortunately, my priorities are back in place… just in time for whatever’s next.
Only you can prevent forest fires,
Amy
P.S. The grey (aka graphite) one…
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