Horoscope

8 Nov

My husband’s horoscope according to The Onion (www.theonion.com):

Scorpio: You’ll lose both legs in a railroad accident next month, but luckily they’ll only be prosthetic replacements for the ones you’ll lose at the zoo this Thursday.

Should I tell him or just let him enjoy his trip to the zoo?

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